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One tired fashionista
When I sported a pair of bright pink open-toed shoes with black fishnets last week, Andrew, my former editor, shouted "Alison's taken fashion to a new level" across Alma the newsroom. I blushed, as my equally-trendy boss and another editor rushed to see the fine shoe specimens. Just a few seconds ago a male co-worker asked if I approved of so-and-so's ultra short mini.
Personally, I prefer to think of myself as a trend watcher. So what if I'm sitting here (my hair freshly straightened using the Japanese thermal method) louisvuittonuksale wearing Ugg boots, a sweater with my first initial, watching Queer Eye while thumbing through my Louis Vuitton Murakami bag. JudyMM Just kidding.
I've been writing Trend Mill for just about a year now. Here are the most overexposed, annoying Brentwood trends of 2003 that I hope do a quick disappearing Porte-DocumentsVoyageGM act in 2004.
Mini dogs in bags. Pets are meant to Lockit be left at home. Would you want to be crammed in cheapreallouisvuittonbagsuk a tiny bag and oggled by strangers?
Ugg boots. They're big, bulky and make you look like an eskimo. Hate to say it, but "Ugh!"
Bedhead chic. For Jude Law, it's a go, but for most guys "messy" hair perfected with multiple "products" screams "I want to be a cool guy!"
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. The novelty has simply worn off. Carson Kressley just became a regular contributor onlineshoppingforhandbags to outletslouisvuitton US Weekly. Saturday Night Live is spoofing them. Completely overexposed.
Monogram madness. Sure, Laverne's sweater was cool, but when just about everything in Nordstrom's teen section has a letter on it, you know it's over. (Still trendy: wearing LeMajestueux a false monogram that just happens to spell a funny word like FAT, RAD or DEB.)
Any exercise activity ending ComputerSleeve13 with -lates. Yoga-lates, Pilates, whatever. It just sounds silly. Pegase55 What's wrong with the Stairmaster?
Thongs peeking out of low-riders. What not approach it like Paris Hilton? If you must wear hip-huggers, don't wear underwear.
Louis Vuitton monogram bags. Every cheap label in the country makes a knock-off version of these bags. Last week I saw a grandmotherly-woman proudly sporting one. And to think they were never Noe cute to begin with.
The Atkins Diet. Yes, I know it's worked wonders for some people, but basically, I'm just sick of hearing about it.
Shoulder-grazing earrings. I wore a pair to the holiday party and by the end of the evening it felt like my lobes were grazing cheaphandbagsuk my shoulders. I've never been a fan of pain for fashion.
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